MR. FIXIT🔧🧰💦🍑 | Desperate Housewife Approved 👩‍🦰✅

He doesn’t text back. He just shows up at the back door.
From the pipes to the passion — Mr. Fixit makes house calls.
A fun, bold, and slightly NSFW tribute to flirty housewives, neighborhood fantasies, and lyrical plumbing.

Written & Performed by: RIO ROCKET

Produced by: SENPAII MUSIC

Mixed and Mastered by: SENPAII MUSIC

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INTRO:

Mr. Fixit call me Mr. Fixer
Mr. Fixit call me Mr. Fixer
Mr. Fixit call me Mr. Fixer
Mr. Fixit Mr. Fixit

PRE-CHORUS:

Mr. Fixit Call Me Mr. Fixer
Throw me in the Mix and Ima make a mixer
On my hip shit you think I’m a hipster
Point me to the kitty and Ima make the cat purr
The way I licks it
You would think it was liquor
Baby want a lick while I make her elixir
With a dip stick just like the Big Dipper
I just love to eat out cuz Im a Big Tipper

VERSE 1:

Mr. Fixit mixing my elixir
Honey took a sip now that would make her lips slur,
she just love the night life,
I don’t know wanna wife her,
I just wanna fix it as so she moan the right words
I do house calls, I don’t wanna risk it
I come in the back door call me Mr. Fixit
Offer me a biscuit, Ima have to frisk her
But what I discovered the kitty has whiskers
What she told me, spoken just in whispers
Right up to my earlobe, I’m a damn good listener
She said Mr. Fix it, I’m broken down and blistered
Doing all this house work, slaving for the Mister
I said hold up, baby was a school girl
Grew up in the suburbs, mami was a cool girl
Marriage was a nightmare, married Freddy Kruger
Im a have to fix her make her a new Cougar

VERSE 2:

Mr. Fixit, I need you to fix me
I’m forever grateful I’m so glad you picked me
You’re not like the others, all the guys who tricked me
Since I saw you, I miss how you kiss me

And the way you hold me, you for sure convinced me
You’re my Mr. Fixit and you charge a fixed-fee
I will gladly pay you in full for how you fixed me
I feel like a school girl before I felt Sixty

Mr. Fixit I need you to spank me
I’ve been such a bad girl, you don’t have to thank me
I’m a little tipsy, you just have to fix me,
With your tool belt, that is where the hips be

In a forward motion moving so professionally
You’re such a professional, you don’t come undress me
You leave on my garments so how do you expect me
To keep my calmness, you’re making me feel sexy

VERSE 3:

Mr. Fixit I show up at the right time
From Monday to Friday, morning noon and night time
Baby coming my way, I’m checking out her flight time,
her ETA is right now, maybe it’s the right time
Mami on the run way, landing on a white line
And to further guide her I set up a pipeline
Pull up in a life boat, I threw her a lifeline
There so much to fix here, it might me take a Lifetime

CHORUS:

Mr. Fixit Call Me Fixer
Fresh off The Chappelle Show now I’m off to Bill Burr
With my trick play you think I’m a trickster
Point me to her lips and Ima make her hip stir
Watch her hips sway like she got a bone spur
Baby is secure and she’s stay calm under pressure
Why should I romance her, I pin her to the dresser, she got all the answers maybe no and YES SIR

OUTRO:

Mr. Fixit call me Mr. Fixer (she want it)
Mr. Fixit call me Mr. Fixer (she need it)
Mr. Fixit call me Mr. Fixer
I’m a decompress her while I give her pressure

Mr. Fixit call me Mr. Fixer (she need it)
Mr. Fixit call me Mr. Fixer (she want it)
Mr. Fixit call me Mr. Fixer
I’m a pressurize her while I give her pleasure

Mr. Fixit call me Mr. Fixer (she want it)
Mr. Fixit call me Mr. Fixer (she need it)
Mr. Fixit call me Mr. Fixer
Mr. Fixit Mr. Fixit